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	I) CLUB CHARTER Charter Formed: -- 4/14/98 @ 8:00 PM. Location: -- Mark Geenen House. Charter Name: -- Hunting, Angling, & Shooting Brotherhood Of Exceptionally Excellent Nevada Sportsmen (HAS BEENS). Member Names -- SENIOR CHARTER MEMBERS Are HAS BEENS; JUNIOR CHARTER MEMBERS Are YETO BEES (Yearning To Be Exceptional Seniors). Formed By: -- SENIOR CHARTER MEMBERS (HAS BEENS): Mike, Mike, Mark, Barney, Rob, Dave, & Pat. Confirmed By: -- Application of Nevada Hunting Licenses and By UNANIMOUS VOTE, as defined in Section IV. First Election --JJ, Mathew, Shawn, & Brian, Elected JUNIOR CHARTER MEMBERS (YETO BEES) By UNANIMOUS VOTE.
	II) NEW MEMBERSHIP REQUIREMENTS New Members Can Only Be Admitted By UNANIMOUS VOTE and Must Conform To The Following Fundamental Requirements: 1) New Members Must Be Exceptionally Excellent Hunters. 2) New Members Must Be Exceptionally Excellent Anglers. 3) New Members Must Be Exceptionally Excellent Shooters. 4) New Members Are Strictly Subject To All Rules Made By SENIOR CHARTER MEMBERS (HAS BEENS). 5) New Members Must Be Willing To Share Their Toys With *All* CHARTER MEMBERS. 6) Women Cannot Become CHARTER MEMBERS Unless They Have Ample Toys (The Definition Of Ample Toys Must Be Passed By UNANIMOUS VOTE) 7) New Members Must Maintain Exceptional Excellence For At Least One Year Or Until They Become Either JUNIOR CHARTER MEMBERS (YETO BEES) or SENIOR CHARTER MEMBERS (HAS BEENS) By UNANIMOUS VOTE.
	III) RULES AND REQUIREMENTS FOR CHARTER MEMBERS 1) The First Rule Is That There Are No Rules For SENIOR CHARTER MEMBERS (HAS BEENS). 2) All Rules Made By SENIOR CHARTER MEMBERS (HAS BEENS) Shall Apply To JUNIOR CHARTER MEMBERS (YETO BEES) And To New Members. 3) SENIOR CHARTER MEMBERS (HAS BEENS) No Longer Have To Be Exceptionally Excellent Hunters -- JUNIOR CHARTER MEMBERS (YETO BEES) Must Maintain Exceptional Excellence in Hunting. 4) SENIOR CHARTER MEMBERS (HAS BEENS) No Longer Have To Be Exceptionally Excellent Anglers -- JUNIOR CHARTER MEMBERS (YETO BEES) Must Maintain Exceptional Excellence in Angling. 5) SENIOR CHARTER MEMBERS (HAS BEENS) No Longer Have To Be Exceptionally Excellent Shooters -- JUNIOR CHARTER MEMBERS (YETO BEES) Must Maintain Exceptional Excellence in Shooting. 6) CHARTER MEMBERS Can Only Be Terminated By UNANIMOUS VOTE. 7) All CHARTER MEMBERS Must Not Lie (To Other CHARTER MEMBERS) About The Size Of Their Catch Nor Their Prowess In The Field (Or Otherwise). 8) The CHARTER MEMBER Who Dies With The Most Toys Wins, Except: Toys Are Defined As Sporting Paraphernalia And The Ultimate Decision Of Whether Something (Or Something Beautiful) Can Be Classified As A Toy Is Subject To UNANIMOUS VOTE. 9) New Rules And Charter Requirements Can Be Passed Only By UNANIMOUS VOTE, Except That Rule 1 Cannot Be Rescinded.
	IV) DEFINITIONS UNANIMOUS VOTE -- Is Defined Herein As The *Same* Vote By *All* SENIOR CHARTER MEMBERS (HAS BEENS). YETO BES or New Members Are Not Allowed To Vote Until They Become HAS BEENS.

III) RULES AND REQUIREMENTS FOR CHARTER MEMBERS

IV) DEFINITIONS